NASA’s Hubble Space Telescope has picked up a strange looking object about 90 million miles away from the Earth. They are hypothesizing that they might have captured two random asteroids colliding into each other, which would be something completely unprecedented. Apparently, the chance of having their camera pointed in the right direction, ready to snap the images at the exact moment of collision is practically nil.
This is why I don’t believe in their hypothesis.
Take a look at this picture, are you telling me that you don’t see what I see? This is no asteroid collision, this is a Klingon Bird of Prey!
That’s right, smoke em’ if you got em’ ‘cause we’re about to get our asses invaded by Klingons. We need to scramble a coalition together of William Shatner, Patrick Stewart, Scott Bakula and Kate Mulgrew and do it fast or else we’re all gonna be speaking like this dork.